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Finrod | Findaráto Ingoldo ([personal profile] finrod) wrote in [community profile] gondolindrim2013-11-13 04:43 pm

Finrod, Friend of the Animals

Dagnir: *sits and stares at Finrod*

Finrod: *stares back*

Dagnir: *staaaare*

Finrod: Yes?

Dagnir: *low rumble noise*

Finrod: *hmm good rumble or bad?*

Dagnir: *hasn't been washed by Theo lately because of the busted leg so looks more like an evil stray than usual*

Finrod: *sigh* Food?

Dagnir: *perk!*

Finrod: *tosses a piece of dried meat*

Dagnir: *catches and rolls around chewing on it and kicking at it*

Finrod: *amused*
Finrod: So you CAN talk.

Dagnir: MEW.

Finrod: If you admit to talking, I'll take off that collar.

Dagnir: *purrs* Hello.

Finrod: *victory* Hello, Dagnir.

Dagnir: *climbs into his lap to get the collar off*

Finrod: *tries. And tries*

Dagnir: *confused meows*

Finrod: What on earth... *mutters, pulling out his knife* Be still.

Dagnir: *is very still*

Finrod: *still can't cut through it* I think it's enchanted, Dag.

Dagnir: *foul cat swears*

Finrod: I'm sorry...

Dagnir: *settles into an unhappy catrug on the floor*

Finrod: That's not a collar Ecthelion wrought, is it. *not really a question; knows Lio*

Dagnir: No. Horrible elf made.

Finrod: Celegorm?

Dagnir: He annoying elf. No, other elf. *Filthy word* my human.

Finrod: *grimaces at the language* Oh. Feanor.

Dagnir: *on his back kicking at the collar*

Finrod: *wonders. will have to talk to Lio*

Dagnir: *sighs and hops out the window, has a big day ahead of him*





Kak: *trying to write his report on Finrod's desk*

Finrod: *ohgodnotagain*

Kak: *peers at it* How do you write 'reparations for damages to items'?

Finrod: *spells*

Kak: *carefully scrawls it out, getting better since they gave him a small pencil to hold in his foot instead of his beak*
Kak: There. I had an accident on a cart seller's coat when I got excited.

Finrod: *can't help but grin* Oh?

Kak: Something something master craft silk. *fluffs his feathers dismissively* I successfully arrested the shoplifter by leaping onto his head and pecking until Angwen came.

Finrod: Good job.

Kak: *preens*
Kak: *gets distracted and pecks at his shiny badge a bit* Also, I saw a cat being verrrrry suspicious. We should have them all locked up.

Finrod: The cat works for Lio.
Finrod: I'm afraid we are an equal opportunity employer.

Kak: Clearly a criminal element.
Kak: The whole tone brought down! Cannot be trusted! *flap!*

Finrod: *laughs* You hush, Kak!

Kak: *mournful eyes at Finrod and looks so sad and pitiful*

Finrod: Just be glad we're nice enough not to assign you the same cases.

Kak: He'd eat me! It would be murder!

Finrod: Hence, we don't. Don't worry though, there'd at least be a full-scale murder trial.

Kak: Oh, how kind. How very kind. *peck*

Finrod: Ow!

Kak: I demand full avenging.

Finrod: Fine, once convicted we'll give Dag a bath.

Kak: *FEATHER FLUFF OF AFFRONT until he looks like a giant black ball*

Finrod: *grins* Calm down, calm down...

Kak: *settles down, is still a pretty fucking huge raven but now is not a fluffy raven*
Kak: *checks his report again and then draws a big checkmark on it. The spelling is terrible* There. My report.

Finrod: Thank you.

Kak: Time for my shift at the animal sanctuary! *opens his wings wide, they're the length of Finrod's desk and takes off with a huge flap*

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