Fingon (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
balrog_bait) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
gondolindrim2012-12-29 08:45 pm
balrog_bait) wrote in gondolindrim2012-12-29 08:45 pm
(no subject)
Apparently my brother met a new pet yesterday. A new and really really freaky one that makes me question his taste. And sometime after that things got a little...weird. In the vein of what the hell are you talking about weird.
Turgon: :D *summons Fingon to his office and doesn't tell about the new creature in the playpen*
Fingon: *appears* Yees brother dear?
Turgon: I need updates
Fingon: I've gotten all the catering organized for the masquerade and people are preparing costume options now too. Artisian booths are going to be around too. A sort of demonstration/selling thing.
Idril2: *whacks a claw against the bars*
Fingon: Oh and Maitimo is helping! We're covering more gr...What was THAT?
Turgon: look down
Idril2: *three foot long coconut crab*
Fingon: *looks down, JUMPS*
Turgon: anyway, what was that about Maedhros?
Fingon: We've been working on some of the planning things together. Divide and conquer. you know. It always worked at home.
Turgon: hopefully no bloodshed
Fingon: Not in my immediate plans. Just mayhem. So what is this and can we eat it?
Turgon: no, I've come to love it as if it were my child. And I don't know, it came out of the sewers and was attacking trashcans by the market square
Fingon: It might be delicious if it's a type of sea creat...sewer creature. Okay, kind of not so sure then. ...Attacking trashcanss?
Turgon: I think it was trying to get at their tender insides
Fingon: Ah yes. Metal WOULD yeild lovely treats
Turgon: Especially metal that contains the trash of the market
Fingon: *nodding* that would be alluring if I were a crab thing, I guess
Turgon: let's not eat it just yet
Fingon: Aww are you really attached? that's cute
Turgon: It has... potential to amuse me and terrify people.
Fingon: You COULD sick it on so many of them...
Turgon: I wonder if it can be trained
Fingon: Maybe it could fetch!
Turgon: what music have you planned for the ball?
Fingon: A wide selection. I've been talking with our newcomers, trying to figure out what they'd like to hear too
Turgon: Maglor showed up here. Maybe we can put him to actual use
Fingon: Oh wow Maglor too? Good. Someone to keep an eye on the others. And yes I bet he'd be honored
Fingon: *laughs* do you do that often when you're with hi?
Turgon: you have Maedhros, I have Lio.
Fingon: Aww
Turgon: yes, but less likely to end in drunken sex
Fingon: You really think we'd have drunken sex?
Turgon: I'm not entirely sure it hasn't happened. And I'm just going to gently point out how our uncle being a creeper about a relative got us into quite a mess.
Fingon: We're not being creepers about anything or each other. he's my best friend. My very pretty best friend but...
Turgon: There's a human turn of phrase I heard for this. 'Don't stick your dick in the crazy'. *stoic elf king voice as he says it* It's very quaint
Turgon: And I believe it applies to all Feanorians
Fingon: Not sticking it in or a approach i should take with them?
Fingon: I meean should they be the ones not sticking it in the crazy or is that a warning to me not to do it with any of them?
Turgon: Warning you. Friendly little brother advice
Fingon: *nods* that makes sense then. I'll keep it in mind.
Turgon: good man.
Fingon: I mean I really don't think it's an issue but...I'll think about it anyway.
Turgon: I wouldn't either, if people wouldn't keep making cracks about it
Fingon: Are they really? I hadn't heard.
Turgon: they don't do it to your face
Fingon: well, obviously. But you know, no rumors of it either.
Turgon: we have weird conversations. *rubs the bridge of his nose*
Fingon: *laughs* complete with sewer crabs on top of it
Turgon: it's one of the least unsettling things to come out of our water
Fingon: *laughs at that* that's sort of scary, really
Turgon: fishing trip sometime. *grins*
Fingon: Holding you to it!
I just, what? Does he think...do people here think? ...Maitimo is my best friend and I love him dearly and his hair is amazing but that doesn't mean he... Or that I...
I am so confused right now.
Turgon: :D *summons Fingon to his office and doesn't tell about the new creature in the playpen*
Fingon: *appears* Yees brother dear?
Turgon: I need updates
Fingon: I've gotten all the catering organized for the masquerade and people are preparing costume options now too. Artisian booths are going to be around too. A sort of demonstration/selling thing.
Idril2: *whacks a claw against the bars*
Fingon: Oh and Maitimo is helping! We're covering more gr...What was THAT?
Turgon: look down
Idril2: *three foot long coconut crab*
Fingon: *looks down, JUMPS*
Turgon: anyway, what was that about Maedhros?
Fingon: We've been working on some of the planning things together. Divide and conquer. you know. It always worked at home.
Turgon: hopefully no bloodshed
Fingon: Not in my immediate plans. Just mayhem. So what is this and can we eat it?
Turgon: no, I've come to love it as if it were my child. And I don't know, it came out of the sewers and was attacking trashcans by the market square
Fingon: It might be delicious if it's a type of sea creat...sewer creature. Okay, kind of not so sure then. ...Attacking trashcanss?
Turgon: I think it was trying to get at their tender insides
Fingon: Ah yes. Metal WOULD yeild lovely treats
Turgon: Especially metal that contains the trash of the market
Fingon: *nodding* that would be alluring if I were a crab thing, I guess
Turgon: let's not eat it just yet
Fingon: Aww are you really attached? that's cute
Turgon: It has... potential to amuse me and terrify people.
Fingon: You COULD sick it on so many of them...
Turgon: I wonder if it can be trained
Fingon: Maybe it could fetch!
Turgon: what music have you planned for the ball?
Fingon: A wide selection. I've been talking with our newcomers, trying to figure out what they'd like to hear too
Turgon: Maglor showed up here. Maybe we can put him to actual use
Fingon: Oh wow Maglor too? Good. Someone to keep an eye on the others. And yes I bet he'd be honored
Fingon: *laughs* do you do that often when you're with hi?
Turgon: you have Maedhros, I have Lio.
Fingon: Aww
Turgon: yes, but less likely to end in drunken sex
Fingon: You really think we'd have drunken sex?
Turgon: I'm not entirely sure it hasn't happened. And I'm just going to gently point out how our uncle being a creeper about a relative got us into quite a mess.
Fingon: We're not being creepers about anything or each other. he's my best friend. My very pretty best friend but...
Turgon: There's a human turn of phrase I heard for this. 'Don't stick your dick in the crazy'. *stoic elf king voice as he says it* It's very quaint
Turgon: And I believe it applies to all Feanorians
Fingon: Not sticking it in or a approach i should take with them?
Fingon: I meean should they be the ones not sticking it in the crazy or is that a warning to me not to do it with any of them?
Turgon: Warning you. Friendly little brother advice
Fingon: *nods* that makes sense then. I'll keep it in mind.
Turgon: good man.
Fingon: I mean I really don't think it's an issue but...I'll think about it anyway.
Turgon: I wouldn't either, if people wouldn't keep making cracks about it
Fingon: Are they really? I hadn't heard.
Turgon: they don't do it to your face
Fingon: well, obviously. But you know, no rumors of it either.
Turgon: we have weird conversations. *rubs the bridge of his nose*
Fingon: *laughs* complete with sewer crabs on top of it
Turgon: it's one of the least unsettling things to come out of our water
Fingon: *laughs at that* that's sort of scary, really
Turgon: fishing trip sometime. *grins*
Fingon: Holding you to it!
I just, what? Does he think...do people here think? ...Maitimo is my best friend and I love him dearly and his hair is amazing but that doesn't mean he... Or that I...
I am so confused right now.