In which I am involved in a hard-nosed police case!

[kak]

Kak: *on Finrod's desk trying to write with his pen, but mostly chewing on it*

Finrod: There must be a better way.

Kak: *drops the pen* I'm making a REPORT

Finrod: Why don't you just tell me your report?

Kak: *affronted feather fluff* I learned to write for a reason, elf!

( AND THEN THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE... CRIMINAL )