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gondolindrim2013-03-20 08:24 pm
dagnir) wrote in gondolindrim2013-03-20 08:24 pm
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I try and I try and I try
My humans gone very very long. I search city, I do not see them. I do not like. But one came home! FINALLY.
Dagnir: *in Dred's bed when Dred gets out of the shower from the sewers* mroooowl
Dred: Hey Dag. *pulls on some clothes and pats him*
Dagnir: *sniffs his hand, wants to know where his human is and hops off the bed meowing and checking corners in the hope Dred gets the hint*
Dred: OH. Theo. He's at the healers and getting fixed up. He was hurt.
Dagnir: *sits and looks at Dred accusingly*
Dred: I was in another group and didn't see it but he'll be home soon and we can take care of him then. I'm going to the market later to get some food that I can make for him so he'll feel better.
Dagnir: *paws at the door, in the universal cat 'let's get a move on then!'*
Dred:You want to come? *considers this* Okay. And then maybe we can go visit when I'm done shopping
Dagnir: *purrs, finds this acceptable, and winds in and out around Dred's legs as they go to market, not letting Dred possibly get lost from him*
Kak: *with Awk arguing over the price of some meat at the market* We're special! Rare! A discount! *has just learned what a discount is*
Awk: *fluttering wings around* AND we're on the council. We'll put in good words
Kak: yes! The council. You don't want the king to hear of your stinginess
Elf Proprieter: Look, you have enough for one rabbit. One. That's already lots for a pair of birds
Kak: a pair of birds. A pair of birds! It's like he has no idea who we are!
Awk: I know! *sniffing*
Dred: ...*glances at Dag* ...don't look now but those two? Are trouble
Dagnir: *knows and stalks up to them, time to avenge his human* *gets into the crouching position, tail swerving back and forth in the air*
Kak: We'll let you off lightly now, if you include... a second rabbit
Elf Proprieter: *used to having this fight with them weekly now* One rabbit. *started to wrap it up in two small packages for the ravens to carry*
Kak: The audacity!
Awk: I can't believe he doesn't know who we are by NOW, Kak!
Dred: ...*creeping closer to avoid them and get a clue of what they're doing*
Dagnir: *LEAPS FOR THE KILL*
Awk: I mean the very idea. When the king told us that as special citizens with no hands we should have good bargains to survive
Kak: *screams as he sees the giant cat coming*
Awk: HOLYSHIT
Kak: LIKE THE WIND, AWK *up in the air in a flurry of feathers*
Awk:*letting off a series of squawking and shreiking as he flies*
Dagnir: *gets a mouth full of tail feathers and the packages of rabbit meat on the ground* *annoyed yowl*
Kak: that was murder! That was attempted murder!
Awk: I WANT THAT CAT ARRESTED. YoU GUARD.
Dred: Oh no
Kak: We're citizens! This cat is a menace! A killer!
Dagnir: *striding back and forth under the tree the ravens are hiding in, low growl*
Kak: WELL, GUARD!
Dred: *shaking head* I cannot. YOU defraud citizens and harass them all the time
Awk: WELL I NEVER
Awk: DERILICTION OF DUTY
Kak: HOW DARE YOU *furious feather puff*
Kak: A complaint! We will lodge a complaint!
Dagnir: *nosing the packages of rabbit meat hungrily now*
Kak: nooo!
Dred: I will arrest you right now. There have been complaints
Dred: or you can leave
Kak: *hesitates, feathers going down* ...well, we want our rabbit meat
Dagnir: *does his cat-chuckle and steps back, satisfied he's given the ravens a good scare for messing with his secondary human*
Dred: Well then. *firm nod* What is a good way to get the meat?
Awk: ...TAKING it
Awk: AND DAMNING YOUR SOUL
Dagnir: *trots over to sit by Dred's feet*
Kak: *swoops down and grabs one of the packages, taking off again as fast as he can*
Dred: *starts chasing them down*
Kak: grab yours, Awk! *luring Dred to fall in a fountain*
Awk: *swoops in while Dred is distracted*
Dagnir: *puts a paw over his eyes*
Awk: *goes to GRAB*
Kak: *gets Dred to the fountain and does the last swoop!*
Dred: *DIVES after him and...into the water*
Kak: *flies off laughing with Awk*
Dagnir: *hops onto the edge of the fountain to sigh down at Dred*
Dred: ..I think it's time to reconsider my options, Dag
Dagnir: *tilts his head?*
Dred: I could get a nice job shoveling horse shit
Dagnir: *reaches out and does a very humanlike pat on Dred's shoulder*
He is kitten I would eat for own sake.
Dagnir: *in Dred's bed when Dred gets out of the shower from the sewers* mroooowl
Dred: Hey Dag. *pulls on some clothes and pats him*
Dagnir: *sniffs his hand, wants to know where his human is and hops off the bed meowing and checking corners in the hope Dred gets the hint*
Dred: OH. Theo. He's at the healers and getting fixed up. He was hurt.
Dagnir: *sits and looks at Dred accusingly*
Dred: I was in another group and didn't see it but he'll be home soon and we can take care of him then. I'm going to the market later to get some food that I can make for him so he'll feel better.
Dagnir: *paws at the door, in the universal cat 'let's get a move on then!'*
Dred:You want to come? *considers this* Okay. And then maybe we can go visit when I'm done shopping
Dagnir: *purrs, finds this acceptable, and winds in and out around Dred's legs as they go to market, not letting Dred possibly get lost from him*
Kak: *with Awk arguing over the price of some meat at the market* We're special! Rare! A discount! *has just learned what a discount is*
Awk: *fluttering wings around* AND we're on the council. We'll put in good words
Kak: yes! The council. You don't want the king to hear of your stinginess
Elf Proprieter: Look, you have enough for one rabbit. One. That's already lots for a pair of birds
Kak: a pair of birds. A pair of birds! It's like he has no idea who we are!
Awk: I know! *sniffing*
Dred: ...*glances at Dag* ...don't look now but those two? Are trouble
Dagnir: *knows and stalks up to them, time to avenge his human* *gets into the crouching position, tail swerving back and forth in the air*
Kak: We'll let you off lightly now, if you include... a second rabbit
Elf Proprieter: *used to having this fight with them weekly now* One rabbit. *started to wrap it up in two small packages for the ravens to carry*
Kak: The audacity!
Awk: I can't believe he doesn't know who we are by NOW, Kak!
Dred: ...*creeping closer to avoid them and get a clue of what they're doing*
Dagnir: *LEAPS FOR THE KILL*
Awk: I mean the very idea. When the king told us that as special citizens with no hands we should have good bargains to survive
Kak: *screams as he sees the giant cat coming*
Awk: HOLYSHIT
Kak: LIKE THE WIND, AWK *up in the air in a flurry of feathers*
Awk:*letting off a series of squawking and shreiking as he flies*
Dagnir: *gets a mouth full of tail feathers and the packages of rabbit meat on the ground* *annoyed yowl*
Kak: that was murder! That was attempted murder!
Awk: I WANT THAT CAT ARRESTED. YoU GUARD.
Dred: Oh no
Kak: We're citizens! This cat is a menace! A killer!
Dagnir: *striding back and forth under the tree the ravens are hiding in, low growl*
Kak: WELL, GUARD!
Dred: *shaking head* I cannot. YOU defraud citizens and harass them all the time
Awk: WELL I NEVER
Awk: DERILICTION OF DUTY
Kak: HOW DARE YOU *furious feather puff*
Kak: A complaint! We will lodge a complaint!
Dagnir: *nosing the packages of rabbit meat hungrily now*
Kak: nooo!
Dred: I will arrest you right now. There have been complaints
Dred: or you can leave
Kak: *hesitates, feathers going down* ...well, we want our rabbit meat
Dagnir: *does his cat-chuckle and steps back, satisfied he's given the ravens a good scare for messing with his secondary human*
Dred: Well then. *firm nod* What is a good way to get the meat?
Awk: ...TAKING it
Awk: AND DAMNING YOUR SOUL
Dagnir: *trots over to sit by Dred's feet*
Kak: *swoops down and grabs one of the packages, taking off again as fast as he can*
Dred: *starts chasing them down*
Kak: grab yours, Awk! *luring Dred to fall in a fountain*
Awk: *swoops in while Dred is distracted*
Dagnir: *puts a paw over his eyes*
Awk: *goes to GRAB*
Kak: *gets Dred to the fountain and does the last swoop!*
Dred: *DIVES after him and...into the water*
Kak: *flies off laughing with Awk*
Dagnir: *hops onto the edge of the fountain to sigh down at Dred*
Dred: ..I think it's time to reconsider my options, Dag
Dagnir: *tilts his head?*
Dred: I could get a nice job shoveling horse shit
Dagnir: *reaches out and does a very humanlike pat on Dred's shoulder*
He is kitten I would eat for own sake.