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[eomerson]

Bonding with my family is letting me learn a lot about them that my tutor NEVER told me. Now that I know I'm not completely insane and can start loosening up here, sooo. We went out and actually had some fun. Not the kind of fun you'd think of having with your grandpa and your uncle but...




Theo: *takes Dred and Elfwine out drinking*

Dred: :D


Elfwine: *is actually going to have ALCOHOL today. he's not working or anything and knows where he is*


Elfwine: Oh yes. Just...*coughs* What IS this?


Dred: *laughs* You might possibly be more sheltered than I

Elfwine: I was just not expecting the KICK *amused* It's good though *because it IS*

Theo: I asked once, it's some lovely quenya word you can't even say once you've had more than a bit of it.

Elfwine: Ahh useful!


Dred: Quite! *slinging an arm over the kid's shoulder* Stick with us. We'll teach you the best. ...Well, Theo will.

Dred: I'll hang around awkwardly

Theo: You really overestimate my teaching ability. I just had a lot of lonely times to get to know the city before you showed up


Dred: Well you're our group expert anyway *grins* So there's that.

Theo: that's a heady responsibility

Elfwine: I ought to branch out I suspect. Maybe take some lessons


Theo: I don't think they offer lessons. *finishes off his drink and raises his hand for another*


Eflwine: No? Then I'll lurk and learn. *cheerful* No one should mind much

Dred: Probably not.

Theo: am I corrupting you two?

Elfwine: *LAUGHS* probably

Dred: what WOULD my father say to that? *totally amused*

Theo: he would be very disappointed in me, I'm sure.

Dred: *laughs* Probably *grins*

Theo: he would go, younger self, with a stern frown, you should be making Dred study to become a chancellor

Dred: *gassp* Never that!

Elfwine: Horrors! Believe you me.

Elfwine: the only thing worse? SCRIBING

Theo: I'm sure it would be good for Dred. The life of a scholar

Dred: *shudder*

Elfwine: Lots of lovely dark rooms

Elfwine: Tiny walls and dust

Theo: I bet you'd love it, Dred

Dred: Never that!

Elfwine: Oh yes. The only injury you risk, a papercut. Organizing


Elfwine: it would be good for you. And teach you a sense of personal responsibility and work ethic

Dred: I'm allergic to those things

Theo: this sounds delightful. I think I should immediately get you out of the guard and started on this

Dred: *gasp* is this revenge for not telling you I was your son sooner?

Elfwine: Fitting revenge, really!

Theo: Yes, exactly. A life of paperwork for you is your punishment

Dred: Then I'm running away

Dred: To...*considers*

Dred: where WOULD you never look for me?

Theo: cleaning the washroom

Dred: Running away to cleaning the washroom then

Dred: THAT will be my new life

Theo: oh no, whatever will I do


Elfwine: Enjoy clean washrooms?

Dred: Across the city. It will be my special skill

Dred: And I will wear a ridiculous bandana

Theo: I meant ours.


Dred: *grins* Well that'll be my practice

Elfwine: and then you sell yourself?

Dred: *CHOKES*

Elfwine: *innocent look at Theo*

Theo: *tilts his head* I'm not sure he'd get a good price

Elfwine: needs to show more leg

Theo: can you be more seductive, Dred?

Dred: I can try? *tries to do a seductive pout but you know, alcohol*


Theo: I think my stomach just turned

Elfwine: I think you'll have to pay THEM

Elfwine: I mean really *leans back, putting a leg on the table and posing a bit*

Elfwine: THIS is how it's done

Theo: this is like watching Dagnir try to cook omelettes.

Dred: breaking all the eggs? *nods* Maybe we need makeup.

Theo: sure. Yes. And I'll need a camera

Elfwine: Quite important! We'll figure this out and make each other up and go out hunting for boys

Elfwine: Whoever gets the most attention wins.

Dred: Bonus if we manage to get OUR boys to flirt with us

Theo: *hides his grin behind his mug* Elfwine has a boy, then?

Elfwine: *I* want a girl or boy

Elfwine: Probably girl. I don't know about all of the additional boy stuff. I would KISS one but

Theo: girls are nice. I like them

Dred: And there are lots of pretty ones around here. I enjoy them too. Breasts are sometimes fun

Elfwine: We are so drunk

Elfwine: I can't believe we are having this conversation *amused

Theo: I can. It happens whenever me and Dred drink with the guards.

Dred: Everything goes back to sex in the end really

Elfwine: *laughing* I need to meet these guards

Theo: we could introduce you... for a price.

Dred: I wonder what he HAS to offer

Theo: he could get us another round.

Elfwine: Agreeable!

Theo: good, then we'll expand your social circle!

Dred: Everyone wins!



Looks like I need to FIND that probably a girl soon, or more than one probably a girl, I'm not gonna be stingy.