Dagnir's Big Day

[dagnir]

Dagnir: *stalks outside Idril's room's window when he senses Bainil in heat from her yowls and his amazing detective work*

Bainil: *trying to get out!*

Dagnir: *gallantly flips the latch on the window*

Bainil: *eyes Dagnir as she stalks the room*

Dagnir: *hops down, most charming cat*

Bainil: *sniffs towards him*

Dagnir: mroooowwwlll *romancing yowl*

Bainil: *...romanced! and moves closer to him*

Dagnir: :D *gets down to business*

Fade to black: *occurs*

Idril: *sees the aftermath* O.O NO! Bainil, what did you do! *kicks at Dagnir* OUT!

Dagnir: *zoom*

Idril: Bainil, why!

Dagnir: *marks that off his list of things to do*

Idril: *horrified*

Bainill: *mews up at Idril*

Idril: *shudders* so gross!

Bainill: *goes to relax in her catbed*

Idril: ew ew ew ew





Dagnir: *sniffs Feanor*

Feanor: *sniffs Dagnir*

Dagnir: !! *rears onto his back legs and bats Feanor's face*

Feanor: *bats back; but gently*

Dagnir: *mind blown*

Feanor: Mmmhmn. Stop sending letters, you.

Dagnir: *very carefully does not look at Feanor to acknowledge he understood and licks himself instead*

Feanor: I know you understand. I don't understand why you are trying to push Theo and that woman together.

Dagnir: *warring with himself over answering*

Dagnir: *finally* she good mate.

Feanor: They despise each other. You're only getting the two of them into trouble, and in the woman's case, danger.

Dagnir: they no hate soon. He no hate. *annoyed tail licking* It good. She good. I find better way

Feanor: careful, *warning voice* I said no.

Dagnir: *looks Feanor in the eye* You no master.

Feanor: I could be.

Dagnir: *cat snort and hops down from the table, tail in the air* *disdainfully* I choose mine. You no it

Feanor: I choose who to tell that you talk.

Dagnir: *freezes and looks over his shoulder at Feanor* this why I no like you touch my human

Dagnir: you bad. She good

Feanor: I'm not trying to get either of them in trouble, or hurt.

Dagnir: I fix things. You keep away. You let my human go

Feanor: Your human gets to decide if he wants to go or not. And if he does, I will respect his decision. But you don't get to decide for him. Nor for the woman.

Dagnir: He need watched for.

Feanor: Watching out for him is one thing. Manipulating him is another. And getting him in trouble is worse.

Dagnir: I make mistake. I no make it again

Feanor: I will tell him what you're doing.

Dagnir: then it give them the idea. Make it easier

Feanor: If that's what you think.

Dagnir: *hops out the window, wiggles a bit to get through and is gone*

Feanor: *has a plan anyway; heads off to the house of artificers*


Bah.