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King Turgon the Wise ([personal profile] turgonthewise) wrote in [community profile] gondolindrim2013-07-09 08:03 pm

A brother is someone you can have incredibly awkward conversations with

Fingon's been out of commission for a while after an incident, so I figured it was time to pay a visit now that he's at the healing point where it won't be all about his arm.



Turgon: *tugs Fingon's hair* I'm putting a ferris wheel in for the summer fair

Fingon: Oh? Is that one of those things with the baskets that goes up high?

Turgon: seats, but you got the idea!

Turgon: *shows him the sketches of all the rides he approved*


Fingon: these look fun. I'm glad that I am better now. *rubbing his arm a bit ruefully* I will have to be more careful in the future

Turgon: what were you thinking, anyway?

Turgon: jumping in front of that wagon like that to grab that cat

Fingon: It was The Cat. I felt like if I didn't...he has children

Fingon: I thought of what had happened to Feanor as a child of all things. We don't need evil cats running around because thier parent was in a state of death

Turgon: are you picturing the wars with a bunch of kittens?

Fingon: I...yes, actually

Turgon: *sits and ponders it* You did the right thing

Fingon: Did I? Thank you

Fingon: I was glad the healers were able to put the pins into my shoulder.

Turgon: *inspects* You can hardly see the damage now. Things alright with Maedhros then?

Fingon: Oh quite. *grins* He's helpful

Turgon: as it were. When is your restaurant opening? I'm ready to make you serve me

Fingon: Good question. I need to touch base on that with Mae

Turgon: I will demand the finest wines, the best foods...

Fingon: The wines WILL be my area you know >.>

Turgon: good. You will have to attend to me. Once your arm's completely better.

Turgon: I've mostly handled the summer festival. Maeglin's all excited. He's started calling me papa

Fingon: Of course. Aww is he? That's WONDERFUL

Turgon: I'm such a better father figure than a psychotic murdering kidnapper rapist, right?

Fingon: Gee that's hard to say :P

Turgon: well, Idril might have disagreed when she was in her sixties

Fingon: Well maybe on SOME counts, but all at once

Turgon: what with making her clean all the time

Turgon: perhaps I am the monster...

Turgon: Maeglin loved the blueprints for the new rides. I let him keep the illustrations for the carousel animals

Fingon: *Smiles* That sounds wonderful. I'm sure they're going to be excellent

Turgon: and you'll make an appearance? I can fob off some royal duty on you

Fingon: Of course I will. I owe you all.

Fingon: Seriously the healer's concoctions were AMAZING

Turgon: so, do you think Uncle Feanor has any idea about you and his son?

Fingon: I really hope not. It would be awkward and difficult

Turgon: good chance you might be able to convince him you're another Fingon

Turgon: he's kind of distracted

Fingon: THERE'S an idea. Perhaps I could pretend to be from one of the worlds the interesting things come from

Turgon: "I'm from... Germany. I won't be born for another several thousand years"

Fingon: THIS. but France. France is FUNNY

Turgon: what's the difference?

Fingon: Sillier accent

Turgon: how many humans have you been talking to?

Fingon: A few of them

Turgon: huh. You know, I don't really interact much with them

Fingon: I haven't for a while. But that WAS the impression I had

Turgon: speaking of Uncle Feanor, you, and interacting with humans...

Fingon: Yeees?

Turgon: I think maybe you all need to find a *new* human.

Fingon: A NEW one? How so?

Turgon: I'm just saying. I think there's a bit of overuse going on

Fingon: Wh...Oh Theo?

Turgon: Yes, Theodred

Fingon: Hmm? Oh Feanor's is TheoDEN. Theodred's the other one. Who is sort of unstable

Turgon: oh, and you had the Dred one? Okay, that's better. I got confused

Fingon: The Den one. The Dred one's his son from the future. Boromir had him I think

Turgon: I am so confused

Fingon: Theo is Theoden. Theodred was Boromir's...whatever he was. I think he's on a little....mental health retreat

Turgon: is this to do with those 'thetan' people?

Fingon: Uh.....

Turgon: *trying to remember reports he got*

Turgon: anyway!

Turgon: there has to be more in the city

Fingon: Well, yes there SHOULD be

Turgon: just POINTING that out you should tell Uncle Feanor too

Fingon: I think he likes that one though. But I can TRY

Turgon: very good. Very good