I good father, prepare for future of kittens

[dagnir]

Dagnir: *spying on Feanor*

Fëanor: *sadly is rather boring; just working on things*

Dagnir: *dozes off and wakes up ten minutes later, deciding to go check on his kittens*

Fëanor: *reading about nuclear weapons*

Dagnir: *hops off to Lio's house and pokes his head through the kitchen window while Lio is doing dishes* mow!


Ecthelion: Oh hey.

Dagnir: *wiggles his way through the window and hops down to rub against Lio's legs, purring*

Ecthelion: *wipes his hands and reaches to pat him* What's up?

Dagnir: Feanor boring

Ecthelion: Why?

Dagnir: all he do make things, read things. *sits on his haunches* many pictures, but I no know what. Look like eggs

Ecthelion: Eggs, hmm?

Dagnir: metal eggs. *hops onto the counter*

Ecthelion: *wonders* Why metal eggs?

Dagnir: *trying to describe a bomb picture he saw, but has no idea what a bomb even is*

Dagnir: where kittens?

Ecthelion: Out in the garden.

Dagnir: *nods* we go see after. There more kittens coming. Not here

Ecthelion: More kittens!

Dagnir: *smug look*

Ecthelion: Oh my.

Dagnir: they kill all my breed in future. I fix

Ecthelion: Seems like a good plan.

Dagnir: *nods and licks a paw until he can drag Lio to see kittens*

Kittens: *frolic*

Ecthelion: But really, don't you need another of your breed to keep the breed strong?

Dagnir: no? I just make lots, then they make lots.

Dagnir: *grooms Baini for a bit, then goes over to a patch of dirt and tries copying out the text of what he saw in Feanor's book, but pawmenship isn't so great*

Ecthelion: Hmmm.

Dagnir: that good?

Ecthelion: I'm not sure what that is. But he's up to something.

Dagnir: I watch more?

Ecthelion: Well, it's not a priority, but yes, probably keep an eye on him.

Dagnir: what priority now?

Ecthelion: Actually, we're good. I just mean, if something comes up, I'll ask you to switch to that.

Dagnir: *purrs, pleased and catlike assuming he's solved all the problems*

Dagnette: *curls up in Lio's lap*

Ecthelion: *pets*

Dagnir: *tells Lio about the various ladycats he's met, in his bragging chuckling cat way*

Ecthelion: *amused*

Dagnir: *thinks he's hot stuff*

Kittens: *attack Lio's laces*

Ecthelion: What's going to happen to the kittens?

Dagnir: they find homes?

Ecthelion: Do you find them homes?

Dagnir: Maybe put up picture. Kittens to homes

Ecthelion: That could work!

Dagnir: Maybe you write. I write love letter once, it end badly

Ecthelion: Yeeeeah, I can help.

Dagnir: I think it very nice. I know no what wrong with humans. *repeats some of the incredibly filthy cat things he said*

Ecthelion: *horrified* Cats ... are different.

Dagnir: maybe wrong time of month

Ecthelion: I don't suggest any more love letters.

Dagnir: *sigh*

Ecthelion: Just my advice!

Dagnir: you want kitten?

Baini: *looks up at Lio cutely*

Ecthelion: I'll talk to Celegorm...

Dagnir: they very good. Very smart.

Ecthelion: *joking* Even Fiddle?

Dagnir: *climbs up onto Lio and into his ear* is Baini who stupid. But cute!

Ecthelion: *nods*

Dagnir: but no tell her. She need confidence

Ecthelion: Okay. *grins, petting Baini*

Baini: *purrs like a tiny fluffy engine*

Dagnir: *looks at sun* hm. I go now. My human be ready to go home soon. *hops off Lio and heads to the fence*

Ecthelion: Bye!