D:

[turgonthewise]

Turgon: *fretting so much and unfocused and messes up the phone's dialing method, calling Celegorm by accident* *starts off with* Maglor, we need to talk about the kiss--
Celegorm: *shocked and slightly nauseated, but wants to get to the bottom of it* Mmm?
Turgon: *Celegorm and Maglor do sound alike* Look, I was... you got me drunk. That's all it was.
Celegorm: *mind racing* Erm...
Turgon: so don't get any ideas. None. *fiercely*
Celegorm: *getting angry* Ideas?
Turgon: the way you're always teasing me-- no more of that!
Celegorm: You're an easy target.
Turgon: ...
Turgon: ...Celegorm?
Celegorm: What the hell are you doing kissing my brother??
Turgon: *HANGS UP*
Celegorm: *slams the phone down* What the ever loving fuck? KANO, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Turgon: *decides it's time to go hide in his room with Idril3 being a therapy puppy*



...oops

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[second_time_around]

Fëanor: *goes prowling through the city, looking for Celegorm's new home*
Celegorm: *is outside in the yard doing some pruning, and filling in holes dug by Huan*
Fëanor: *turns down that street and spies him*
Celegorm: *snips the top off a bush and stands back to admire his work* Perfect.
Fëanor: *doesn't mean to sneak up, but is kind of stealthy* Turkafinwë.
Celegorm: *jumps and whips around* Ahh! Father! *grins* Hi...
Fëanor: Hello! *smiles* I've come to visit!

( And now, a visit from your crazy father... )

oh man

[princetheoden]

Theoden: *grinning at Boromir at his desk* guess what! Today I get to be your guard escort for a trip outside.

Boromir: *looks up, surprised* Outside? Are you sure it's okay? *doesn't want to break any rules*
( Nothing bad happens outside Gondolin! )

Welp. That was a ghost.