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[turgonthewise]

Turgon: *fretting so much and unfocused and messes up the phone's dialing method, calling Celegorm by accident* *starts off with* Maglor, we need to talk about the kiss--
Celegorm: *shocked and slightly nauseated, but wants to get to the bottom of it* Mmm?
Turgon: *Celegorm and Maglor do sound alike* Look, I was... you got me drunk. That's all it was.
Celegorm: *mind racing* Erm...
Turgon: so don't get any ideas. None. *fiercely*
Celegorm: *getting angry* Ideas?
Turgon: the way you're always teasing me-- no more of that!
Celegorm: You're an easy target.
Turgon: ...
Turgon: ...Celegorm?
Celegorm: What the hell are you doing kissing my brother??
Turgon: *HANGS UP*
Celegorm: *slams the phone down* What the ever loving fuck? KANO, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Turgon: *decides it's time to go hide in his room with Idril3 being a therapy puppy*



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